"Against the Kitchen Floor" Tees & Sweatshirts
"Against the Kitchen Floor" Tees & Sweatshirts
"Against the Kitchen Floor" Tees & Sweatshirts
"Against the Kitchen Floor" Tees & Sweatshirts
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"Against the Kitchen Floor" Tees & Sweatshirts

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"I swear, I'm really trying. I'm sorry, I promise, I'm doing my best. I just haven't learned how to be human as you are, yet."

This hoodie, T-shirt, and sweatshirt feature art by Will Wood, with iconic lyrics from "Against the Kitchen Floor," from the 2022 album "In case I make it," which is now available to stream everywhere!

Gildan 5000 short-sleeve shirts, direct to garment printed on 100% ring-spun cotton, available from size S - 5XL. Gildan 18000 sweatshirts are direct-to-garment printed pre-shrunk 50% cotton/50% polyester. Gildan 18500 hoodies also DTG, pre-shrunk 50/50 cotton/poly blend. Scroll down for sizing chart! Final product may differ slightly from chart, but are generally true to size. Images are demos, and final product appearance may differ slightly from mockup.